Atoosa: Do-Gooder Editor, or Spawn of Satan?

Here are some questions asked by user realitytwister. Thanks for knowing what's best for you by reading this blog and asking me questions before I'm too famous to answer them.

Q: Did you give pirate-advice to The-Diary-of-an-Affair woman?

A: No, but I offered my services to her, which she has yet to take me up on. She should, however, because she is very messed up, and I happen to have a lot of experience in the genre of affairs.

Q: Tell me, what´s that seventeen-thing you talk about, when you´re nineteen as you mention?

A: My favorite magazine in the world is Seventeen. I waited my whole life to be seventeen, so I could finally fit in with their standards. Then it came, a year of bliss... and then Atoosa Rubenstein rips it away from you. Rips it.

My 18th birthday was a horrific experience for me. I was no longer 'of age' to enjoy my most favorite activity. So, I sent a letter to Ms. Rubenstein (who had just become the new editor at the time) and suggested that they change the name, so that others wouldn't feel excluded above and below the age of 'seventeen'.

I did not get an answer. And the magazine slowly went to hell under Atoosa's management. I hate her.

This is her, and she is evil. Don't you remember how scandalous Seventeen was? How if your mother ever found the copies you hid from her, she would take your brand new issue with Drew Barrymore on the cover and throw it away right in front of you? With no remorse, I might add.

Now its all about how to pass notes in class "the right way". This is the new scandal. Mothers now voluntarily buy this magazine for their daughters- and there is something seriously messed up about that. And it's all because of that no-good wench, who decided that the magazine should be more "like it was thirty years ago".

But why??!! That was thirty years ago! We don't relate to that! But Atoosa doesn't care, because she in fact does relate to thirty years ago, and will stop at nothing to be a selfish little whore.

I leave you with one last quote from the East Hampton Star-

"I know when I was cutting myself in college, I had no idea what I was doing." -Atoosa Rubenstein

Need I say more?