Pirate Advice

Okay, so, in my quest to become popular on the internet, I have decided to offer my services as an advice giver/therapist.

Although I now handle advice in all genres, I think I would be most talented at guiding people through revenge tactics, whether or not they should seek revenge, etc. I would also help people with their struggle against quitting the arts (whether or not they are talented enough to stick around)

Current Methods of Getting Famous:

1. This blog.
2. Seeking literary agents for my novel.
3. Music.
4. Acting.
5. Showing up in all the right places.

Yeah, you heard me, Paris. I figured out how you did it. I even bought a chihuahua named Maverick to tote around with me as an accessory. You'll be dealing with me soon.